The Beast In Auckland

Mark Fatu was today in Auckland trying to flog off his concept of a TV show "At Home With The Beast". Unfortunately all major channels refused to have a discussion with him on the matter so his visit has not been fruitful.

"These jafa guys don't recognise talent when they see it" said Fatu.

Beastly Weekends

Mark "The Beast" Fatu was relaxing at home today and contemplating his rise as a media star.


"It's all happened so fast" said Fatu "one day I woke up and had my own blog, and now I might get on the tele as well".

No channel has yet confirmed they're interested in At Home With The Beast concept but Fatu was adamant that everyone wanted a Beast in their home deep down.

No Traction on TV Show

Mark "The Beast" Fatu is looking to launch a new concept in New Zealand televison with his "At home with the Beast" concept. Unfortunately this concept is gaing no traction in the crucial 18 - 49 market, apparently because Fatu indicated he would have Jordan Petersen as a guest on the show.

"Petersen appeals to the 16 - 18 market" said a television marketer who declined to be named.

Fatu said "The Beast" concept would work in wrestling but was not getting very far as a talk back concept.

"New Zealand may not be ready for this" said Fatu.

Match Day With The Beast

It's important to look good on match day and Mark "The Beast" Fatu starts his day by an intensive clean of his finger nails, before heading off to the stylist for an extensive make over.

"I like to look good for a match as you never know when there will be a passing camera crew".

Fatu says he didn't get to be a poster boy by just turning up in any old gear.

Launch Of The Beast

Today marks the launch of The Beast brand as part of the Land Rovers Indoor Football club. Mark "The Beast" has a legion of female admirers and really needs more space than the Rovers can give him.

Please feel free to donate cash to The Beast - as he has bills like anyone else.