The Hobbit

Mark "The Beast" Fatu was neither confirming nor denying he had been approached to star in the Lord of The Rings prelude The Hobbit. Fatu said that even if he had been approached, he would be sitting and waiting to see what role Peter Jackson would be playing in the movie. Fatu said that people should not read too much into his recent growth of facial hair that made him look uncannily like Bilbo Baggins. Fatu did say that if he should happen to leave on a big adventure in the next few months, he hoped someone would mind the service desk for him until he got back.