Eastenders Not a Flier Either

A last minute bid to rebrand Coronation Street in Space as Eastenders has been unsuccessful, after the creative force behind the idea Mark "The Beast" Fatu hit a snag. Fatu could not figure out where East would be in space, particularly he didn't really know any particular Landmarks on Pluto, where he was hoping to set the space age soap. Fatu said he that whilst he could see how a rocket man could burn out his fuse up there alone, he was struggling with more mundane stuff about how you had a pint in a space suit. Fatu said it would be no problem getting the alcohol into them in a tube, but the opportunity for dialogue was limited inside a vomit stained space suit.