Saturday, September 23, 2006

Nigerian Gets Beastly Virus

Mark "The Beast " Fatu has had no luck pitching his "At Home With The Beast" TV show in New Zealand but this week has had quite a bit of interest from Nigeria. "A guy sent me an e mail saying if I sent him ten thousand in unmarked notes" said The Beast "and he would not only get my show on air but he would send be fifty thousand advance royalties back". It seemed like a good deal but unfortunately the Nigerian's computer got a nasty virus just before the money could be wired, after he mysteriously opened an attachment.

Mark Fatu later confessed there was no truth in this story whatsoever "It's been a slow news week" he said. Fatu admitted he was just trying to drum up hits through Google for his Blog which had stalled at the million hit mark for at least a week.

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