Friday, September 29, 2006
Beast To Get Shacked
Mark "The Beast" Fatu today announced he would get shacked up permanently in two weeks time. "I know this will be a disappointment to my millions of fans" said Fatu "but hell it was love so what can you do". Fatu said he was very happy with his million plus visitors and said he hoped that his legions of female fans would not desert him now he was officially tied down, "I'm hoping to have a huge stag party with all the boys from the Rovers" said Fatu "so I'm really hoping they'll get me home by 7 am and not tied to a post". Fatu said he had yet to clinch a deal for exclusive coverage but was talking to several magazines including The Listener over exclusive coverage.
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