Beast Says I can Do Sitcom

Mark Fatu today released an open letter to Television New Zealand saying he had an idea for a local sitcom. "Basically I'll be an indoor football player and I'll be flatting with two chicks" said Fatu "and we'll call it something like Beauties and the Beast". A spokesmen for Television New Zealand said it sounded quite like Man About The House but if Fatu could incorporate scenes of himself playing for Land Rovers Indoor Football Club, then that would possibly help the ratings in the key sportsmad market. Fatu said that notwithstanding the series hadn't been given the go ahead, blondes were welcome to approach him to audition for the role, although not on his wedding day if at all possible.