Enemies of the Beast

Mark Fatu today confirmed that his new concept for a sitcom "Enemies" was perhaps his most promising idea today. The sitcom is to star The Beast and is to feature three men and three women living in Greenich Village who all can't stand each other but conveniently run into each other in every episode. "I've made about five hundred call to Jennifer Anniston about the concept which I think she would be perfect for" said Fatu "but she hasn't got back to me so far so I hope she'll be reading this and drop me a line". Fatu said he had written himself in as Anniston's "love interest". Fatu said he was sure he was onto a winner this time and if figured if the story lines got to dull, he could follow Peter Jackson's lead and turn it into a blood splatter special. Peter Jackson was unavailable for comment due to his unlisted phone number.