Reforgiven

Mark "The Beast" this week has been trying to get hold of Clint Eastwood to star in a revisionist western with the working title of Reforgiven. Fatu said he always wondered why Clint didn't change his name to Westwood as he had been in more westerns than Fatu had scored indoor soccer goals. Fatu said he was looking at a product placement deal with Heinz and at this point he was thinking that the film would either be a Spaghetti western or possibly a Baked Beans western. Fatu said no one had ever tried a baked beans western before but their seemed a good chance that such a film would be explosive.