Love Boat

Mark "The Beast" Fatu came up with absolutely no new ideas since the weekend, no doubt due to undertaking the first three days of his honeymoon. Whilst some observers thought he might come up with a romantic series based on a cruise liner, he steadfastly refused to take the easy option saying that creative ideas couldn't just be plucked out of sea air. Insiders said he was thinking of a show based around a bar where nobody knew your name. "Beers" was thought to be the working title for the show which would of course star The Beast as the barman.